MOXX.ME

CITY 17 ARCHIVE NODE 0.9.7 // WIN95 BUILD
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COMBINE INFORMATION ORDINANCE 44-B APPLIES TO THIS SESSION
โฌ› Home Terminal
๐Ÿ“ Open File Manager
๐Ÿ“Œ Conspiracy Board
โš  Y2K Guide
โšก Force Glitch Event
โš  Report to Overwatch
View Source (corrupted)
Save Page (forbidden)
โš  :: SYSTEM ALERT ::
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C17:// INITIALIZING ARCHIVE NODE...
C17:// AUTH LEVEL: CIVILIAN (RESTRICTED)
C17:// PACKET INTEGRITY: 88%
C17:// RESISTANCE SIGNAL DETECTED...
C17:// SUPPRESSION ATTEMPT: FAILED
C17:// NODE MOXX.ME OPERATIONAL

This is a reconstructed fan archive of the City 17 network โ€” a satirical early-2000s gaming site blending Half-Life 2 aesthetics with fictional internet decay and Windows 95 chrome. Everything here is made up. The Combine are not real. Probably.

You are not browsing a website. You are inside a memory of one.

โš  SITE UNDER CONSTRUCTION โ€” SOME LINKS INTENTIONALLY BROKEN
YOU ARE VISITOR NUMBER
0
2
3
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7
3
SINCE 11.17.2004 // BEST VIEWED: IE 6.0 SP2
MADE WITH: NOTEPAD.EXE
1024ร—768 OPTIMAL
COMBINE MONITORED
NETSCAPE 4 COMPATIBLE
Y2K COMPLIANT (PROBABLY)
WIN95 CHROME
NODE: C17-ARCHIVEONLINEMONITORED
๐Ÿ“‹RESISTANCE BROADCAST LOGS (CORRUPTED)
โš  INTERCEPTED TRANSMISSION โ€” POSSESSION MAY VIOLATE COMBINE ORDINANCE 7-G โš 
ENTRY #0044 โ€” 04.30.2003 @ 23:14
Freeman sighted near Sector 7 relay station.
Resistance operatives confirm "the crowbar" deployed vs. Combine infantry. Dr. Kleiner: "sustainable methodology." Alyx disagrees. Barney asked if anyone brought beer.
ENTRY #0043 โ€” 04.22.2003 @ 17:01
Gravity Gun modification complete.
Test: toilet launched at 340km/h. Combine scanner dispatched. Scanner immediately re-launched at 340km/h. Net loss: zero. Toilets: reclassified as ordnance.
ENTRY #0041 โ€” 04.15.2003 @ 09:52
Headcrab outbreak โ€” residential zone D.
Gordon refuses "zombie problem" classification. Prefers "vigorous parkour scenario." 4 Combine lost. 17 crates destroyed. Crowbar recovered 3 seconds later from skull. Efficiency: acceptable.
ENTRY #0039 โ€” 04.08.2003 @ 06:38
Strider sighted Route C7. Status: deceased.
Resolution: 1 rocket + running sideways very fast. Resistance morale elevated. Buggy undamaged. Physics engine is questioning all prior life choices.
ENTRY #0031 โ€” 03.15.2003 @ 11:00
Vehicle inventory complete.
1x Airboat (acquired). 1x Buggy (acquired). 0x functional maps. Gordon navigates by "vibes." Success rate: unacceptably high.
ENTRY #0001 โ€” 02.11.2003 @ 00:01
ARCHIVE INITIALIZED.
Log started in defiance of Combine ordinance 44-B. Half the files were corrupted on upload. We're calling it "aesthetic." The Combine complained about the font. Font unchanged.
ENTRIES: 44CORRUPTED: 17CLASSIFIED: 6
๐Ÿ‘คNPC DATABASE // CITY 17 KNOWN ENTITIES
DESIGNATIONTHREATSTATUSNOTES
Gordon FreemanEXTREMEUNCONTAINEDSilent. Lethal. Physics-based. Don't engage near crates or toilets.
Alyx VanceHIGHTRACKINGExtremely competent. Never takes the elevator. Has not explained this.
Barney CalhounLOWEMBEDDEDOwes someone a beer. Allegiance: unclear. Beer: still owed.
Dr. Isaac KleinerMINIMALESCAPEDHas defanged headcrab (Lamarr). Teleporter: unreliable. Cat: MIA.
Eli VanceLOWESCAPEDWorkshop secured. That arm: concerning. Morale: suspiciously high.
G-Man???UNCLASSIFIABLEBriefcase: UNKNOWN. Eyes: wrong. Employer: CLASSIFIED. Timeline: non-standard.
Civil ProtectionMINIMALOPERATIONALIneffective vs. Freeman. Lethal vs. unarmed. Morale: aggressively suppressed.
Headcrab (standard)MEDIUMWIDESPREADAttaches to face. Cannot be reasoned with. Adorable? Query: PENDING.
Breen (Administrator)POLITICALDECEASEDCollaborated. Broadcasted repeatedly. Then fell. Significantly.
DATABASE v2.3.1 // LAST UPDATE: CORRUPTED // 141 RECORDS REDACTED // ฮป-CLEARANCE REQUIRED
RECORDS: 9/147CLEARANCE: LVL 1141 REDACTED
๐Ÿ“กCOMBINE STATUS MONITOR // LIVE
Civil Protection PatrolsACTIVE
Suppression Field88% CAPACITY
Sector 7 StabilityCOMPROMISED
Freeman TrackingLOST SIGNAL
Synth DeploymentSTANDBY
Strider Reserve12 UNITS
Overwatch UplinkNOMINAL
Resistance InfiltrationSUSPECTED
Citadel Integrity33% โ€” CRITICAL
POPULATION COMPLIANCE71%
INFORMATION SUPPRESSION56%
RESISTANCE ACTIVITY84%
CITADEL INTEGRITY33%
OVERWATCH:// ADVISORY: Resistance. Will. Fail.
OVERWATCH:// [ERROR: confidence module offline โ€” restarting]
THREAT: ELEVATEDUPLINK: LIVE
๐Ÿ“บOFFICIAL COMBINE PROPAGANDA ARCHIVE
[ ADMINISTRATOR BROADCAST โ€” SIGNAL LOST ]
BROADCAST #1 โ€” MANDATORY VIEWING
"The path of the righteous man is cooperation. The path of the resistant is... also cooperation. Eventually."
โ€” Administrator Breen, Citadel Channel 1
BROADCAST #2 โ€” PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
"Remember: The Suppression Field is for your comfort. Reproduction was always overrated. Think of it as a spa."
โ€” CP Headquarters, Sector Notice 7-G
BROADCAST #3 โ€” CITIZEN ADVISORY
"If you see a man with a crowbar, please remain calm. Then run. The crowbar will follow."
โ€” Redacted, Emergency Ordinance #44
BROADCAST #4 โ€” Y2K RETROACTIVE NOTICE
"The Millennium Bug was not the Combine's fault. We did not arrive until after the portal storms. Chronology is mandatory."
โ€” Overwatch Information Ministry, 200X
BROADCAST #5 โ€” HALF-LIFE 3 NON-STATEMENT
"The Combine neither confirms nor denies the existence of subsequent instalments. Timeline management is sovereign."
โ€” G-Man (disputed attribution)
โš  COMPLIANCE WITH ALL BROADCASTS IS MANDATORY AND RETROACTIVE โš 
COMPLIANCE: MANDATORYSKIP: FORBIDDEN
๐ŸŽตC17 MEDIA PLAYER v1.0
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A Red Letter Day โ€” Kelly Bailey
Half-Life 2 OST // 4:12
PAUSED
๐Ÿ“–GUESTBOOK // ALL ENTRIES MONITORED
โš  ALL ENTRIES LOGGED BY COMBINE INFOSEC โš 
xX_FreemanFan_Xx02.14.2004
GREAT SITE!! there's a CP patrol outside my window but it's fine. sign my guestbook?
resistance_r0cker02.19.2004
found via a geocities ring. propaganda section is hilarious. DO NOT click NPC link it opens 47 popups. cool site
CombineOverwatch_Official03.01.2004
CITIZEN. THIS NODE IS NON-COMPLIANT. CEASE OPERATIONS. ALSO YOUR GRAVITY GUN GIF IS STRETCHED. COMPLIANCE IS BEAUTY.
y2k_survivor_199903.05.2004
found this searching for Y2K survival info. not what I expected. stayed 3 hours. the conspiracy board changed me.
kleiner_sc!ence03.28.2004
Excellent repository. Teleportation section wrong in 7 places. Also has anyone seen my cat. Name: Lamarr. Partially defanged. Friendly.
// SIGN THE GUESTBOOK
ENTRIES: 5AWAITING MODERATION: 47
๐Ÿš—VEHICLE + WEAPON INDEX
ITEMTYPECONDITIONNOTE
Gravity Gun (ZPE)Tool/WeaponSUPERCHARGEDDo not aim at Combine. Actually, do.
CrowbarMeleePRISTINESolves 90% of problems. Other 10%: also crowbar.
AirboatWatercraftMODIFIEDNow has gun. Cup holder: missing. Amphibious.
Scout Car (Buggy)VehicleMODIFIEDMounted RPG. Cup holder: also missing.
RPGHeavyFUNCTIONALEffective vs. Striders, gunships, and existential dread.
CrossbowRangedACCURATESilent. Precise. Gordon prefers loud. Uses anyway.
StriderCombine HeavyDESTROYED ร—7Tall. Unfair. Still worse than Gordon.
GunshipCombine AirDESTROYED ร—4Requires 3 RPG hits or 1 Gordon.
ITEMS: 8/โˆžACCURACY: ESTIMATED
๐Ÿ”’CLASSIFIED // ฮป-CLEARANCE REQUIRED
LAMBDA:// SECURE CHANNEL

COORDINATES: 40.7128ยฐ N, REDACTED
CACHE: 1ร— Crowbar, 4ร— HEV Cell, ฮป Graffiti
GRAFFITI STATUS: STILL THERE

โ€” Resistance Note (handwritten, damp) โ€”
"If you're reading this, you found the cache.
Gordon was here. He took the crowbar.
LEFT THE AMMO. Classic Gordon.

P.S. The Combine haven't found this node.
P.P.S. They definitely found this node.
P.P.P.S. We moved it. It's fine.
โ€” A"

You found the secret window. This is all there is. The Combine are on their way. Hope you read fast.

CLASSIFIEDAUTH: ฮป-CLEARANCE
๐Ÿ“FILE MANAGER // C:\RESISTANCE\SERVERFILES
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ReadyLn 1, Col 1ANSIREAD-ONLY
โš Y2K SURVIVAL GUIDE โ€” CITY 17 EDITION
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โ†— Conspiracy Board
Y2K
MILLENNIUM BUG โ€” SURVIVAL STATUS: YOU SURVIVED (SOMEHOW)
COMPILED: JANUARY 1, 2000 00:00:01 // CITY 17 INFORMATION BUREAU
// PRE-Y2K CHECKLIST โ€” POST-EVENT STATUS REPORT
[โœ“] Stock 3 months canned goods
โ†’ Eaten in December 1999 out of anticipatory anxiety. Pre-emptive consumption.
[โœ“] Back up all floppy disks
โ†’ 47 floppies backed up. 12 readable. 8 were just Doom mods.
[โœ“] Withdraw all cash from bank
โ†’ $47.83. Still in sock drawer. Technically an emergency sock fund.
[โœ“] Purchase generator
โ†’ Too expensive. Bought 44 candles instead. Candles also unnecessary.
[โœ“] Disconnect all computers at midnight
โ†’ Forgot. They were fine. We watched the ball drop instead.
[โœ—] Convince family Y2K was real
โ†’ FAILED. They still bring this up at holidays.
[โœ—] Learn to live without electricity
โ†’ FAILED. Lasted 4 hours. Failed at the hot water heater stage.
// WHAT THEY PREDICTED vs. WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED
PREDICTIONACTUAL OUTCOME
Power grids collapseFine
Banking systems failFine
Nuclear launches: imminentDid not happen
Internet destroyedGot faster somehow
Society collapsesWait. Give it time.
Black Mesa incidentCLASSIFIED / Y2K LINK DISPUTED (SEE APPENDIX C)
Combine invasionUNRELATED TO Y2K (OFFICIAL STATEMENT, DISPUTED)
Y2K_BUREAU:// EMERGENCY PROCEDURES (STILL VALID 200X)
Y2K_BUREAU:// 1. Crowbar (have one ready AT ALL TIMES)
Y2K_BUREAU:// 2. HEV Suit (optional but strongly recommended)
Y2K_BUREAU:// 3. Do NOT go to Ravenholm
Y2K_BUREAU:// 4. If you see G-Man: do NOT approach, do NOT make eye contact
Y2K_BUREAU:// 5. Lambda symbol = safety (usually)
Y2K_BUREAU:// SEE CONSPIRACY BOARD FOR Y2K-PORTAL STORM TIMELINE EVIDENCE
COMPILED: 01.01.2000SURVIVAL: CONFIRMEDAPPENDIX C: CLASSIFIED
๐Ÿ“ŒCONSPIRACY BOARD // CLICK NODES TO INVESTIGATE
Evidence
Theories
โ†— Y2K Guide
Disclaimer
GORDON FREEMAN THE ASSET // SILENT G-MAN EMPLOYER: UNKNOWN BLACK MESA GROUND ZERO THE COMBINE ORIGIN: UNKNOWN APERTURE SCI. COMPETITOR // PORTAL Y2K / MILL. BUG COVER STORY? HALF-LIFE 3 EXISTS? SUPERPOSITION RED=CAUSAL ORANGE=SUSPECTED BLUE=PARALLEL PURPLE=UNKNOWN ACTOR
// CLICK A NODE TO INVESTIGATE โ€” STRINGS INDICATE CONNECTION TYPE
NODES: 7CONNECTIONS: 11UNRESOLVED: 5LAST UPDATED: CLASSIFIED
๐Ÿ”ŒSOURCEMOD IDE // uc_weapon_spawn.sp
uc_weapon_spawn.sp
uc_chatfilter.sp
plugins.ini
Compile
About SM
uc_weapon_spawn.spSourcePawn 1.4SYNTAX: OKREAD-ONLY
โš™CONTROL PANEL // CITY 17 SYSTEM SETTINGS
๐Ÿ–ฅ
Display
๐ŸŒ
Network
๐Ÿ”Š
Sounds
๐Ÿ‘ค
Users
๐Ÿ”
Security
๐Ÿ“…
Date & Time
๐Ÿ”ค
Fonts
๐Ÿ–จ
Printers
๐Ÿ“ก
Supp. Field
๐Ÿ”Œ
SourceMod
๐Ÿ’ฟ
Add/Remove
๐Ÿ’ป
System
CONTROL_PANEL:// OS: WIN95 COMBINE BUILD 7-HR
CONTROL_PANEL:// CPU: Pentium II 333MHz [THROTTLED]
CONTROL_PANEL:// RAM: 32MB (128MB confiscated)
CONTROL_PANEL:// HDD: 47.3MB free / 2.1GB total
CONTROL_PANEL:// SOURCEMOD: 1.11 // METAMOD: 1.11
CONTROL_PANEL:// UPTIME: Since before the resonance cascade
OS: WIN95 COMBINECPU: 23%OVERWATCH: WATCHING

MOXX.ME // CITY 17 ARCHIVE

UNOFFICIAL FAN NODE ยท COMBINE CONTROLLED WEB SPACE SIMULATION ยท WIN95 BUILD 0.9.7
RESISTANCE ACTIVE ยท OVERWATCH MONITORING
โš  COMBINE ADVISORY: UNAUTHORIZED NODE DETECTED โ€” SCANNING...     โฌ› FREEMAN SIGHTING โ€” SECTOR 7 โ€” THREAT: CRITICAL     ๐Ÿ“ก RESISTANCE BROADCAST INTERCEPTED โ€” ORIGIN: UNKNOWN     โ˜… WELCOME TO MOXX.ME // BEST VIEWED IN IE6 // UNDER SURVEILLANCE     โšก SUPPRESSION FIELD 88% โ€” STABILITY: UNCERTAIN     Y2K STATUS: RETROACTIVELY SURVIVED     HL3: SUPERPOSITION STATE โ€” DO NOT OBSERVE     G-MAN SIGHTED NEAR SERVER ROOM 1999 โ€” INVESTIGATING    
:: DESKTOP // DOUBLE-CLICK TO OPEN FILES ::โ–ผ
๐Ÿ–ฅ
My Computer
๐Ÿ“
Resistance Cache
โš™
server_l4d2
.cfg
โš™
server_css
.cfg
โš™
server_tf2
.cfg
๐Ÿ—บ
mapcycle_l4d2
.txt
๐Ÿ”Œ
uc_weapon_spawn
.sp
๐Ÿ”Œ
uc_chatfilter
.sp
๐Ÿ—บ
c17_sector7
.vmf
๐Ÿ“‹
plugins
.ini
๐ŸŒ
motd
.html
๐Ÿ“„
README
.txt
โš 
Y2K_SURVIVAL
.txt
๐Ÿ“Œ
conspiracy_board
.exe
๐ŸŽต
c17_media_player
.exe
๐Ÿ’ป
SourceMod IDE
โš™
Control Panel
๐Ÿ—‘
Recycle Bin
:: WINDOW LAUNCHER ::โ–ผ
:: BROADCAST LOGS (CORRUPTED) ::โ–ผ
04.30.2003
Resistance claims "victory" in sector 7. Combine denies reality. Overwatch issued three corrections. Each was also wrong. A fourth corrected the third. Gordon Freeman unavailable for comment. He never is.
03.15.2003
Buggy vehicle confirmed operational. Physics engine begins questioning reality. One barrel briefly achieved orbital velocity. "Working as intended," says no one on record.
02.11.2003
Site launch complete. Half the files missing on purpose. The other half missing by accident. The difference is undetectable. Combine left a complaint about the font. Font unchanged.
:: CITY 17 FIELD NOTES ::โ–ผ
LOCATIONSTATUSNOTE
The CitadelUNSTABLEDark energy reactor: catastrophically compromised. Physicists use the word "problem" with unusual frequency.
Sector 7CONTESTEDHeavy resistance. Also the only sector with working vending machines. Coincidence: disputed.
Black Mesa EastDESTROYEDFormer Kleiner lab. Teleporter: prototype-grade. Results: inconsistent. Cat: MIA.
Coast Route C7PATROLLEDScenic drive. Recommended against due to: gunships, headcrabs, Overwatch snipers, Ravenholm adjacency.
RavenholmABANDONED"We don't go to Ravenholm." โ€” Everyone. Always. Without exception. See also: Y2K survival guide emergency procedures.
Aperture ScienceUNKNOWNCompetitor to Black Mesa. Also collapsed. Portal tech: operational. See conspiracy board for timeline overlap.
ฮป RESISTANCE NODE OPERATIONAL ฮป     GORDON FREEMAN โ€” MAX THREAT CLASSIFICATION     CITADEL: COMPROMISED     Y2K RETROACTIVELY SURVIVED // CAUSE UNKNOWN // INVESTIGATING     HL3 STATUS: DO NOT OBSERVE     APERTURE SCIENCE CLAIMS NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR PORTAL EVENTS (DISPUTED)     G-MAN LAST SEEN: EVERYWHERE SLIGHTLY BEFORE DISASTERS    
00:00:00
MOXX.ME
โ„น :: ABOUT THIS PAGE ::
// DISCLOSURE

This entire page โ€” CSS, JavaScript, Win95 chrome, Combine propaganda, Gordon's crowbar count, the server configs, the SourceMod plugin, the VMF file, the Y2K checklist, the conspiracy board, and the "best viewed in IE6" badge โ€” was generated by Claude (Anthropic AI).

The server.cfg files have genuinely useful structures. The SourceMod plugin is structurally correct SourcePawn. Use both responsibly.

// MANDATORY JOKE
Why doesn't Gordon Freeman use AI?

Because he solves everything with a crowbar โ€” and even AI can't improve on that efficiency.

[ He also hasn't spoken in 20+ years so the prompt would be empty. Context window: 0 tokens. Crowbar: 1. ]
CLAUDE // ANTHROPIC // WIN95 BUILD 0.9.7
๐Ÿ–ฅDISPLAY PROPERTIES
MOXX.ME NODE
Wallpaper:
๐Ÿ–ค Black (Standard Issue)
๐Ÿ”ต Combine Blue
๐ŸŸ  Resistance Orange
๐ŸŒ† City 17 Aerial (corrupted)
ฮป Lambda Cache
๐Ÿ”’ [CLASSIFIED]
Display:
Colour:
Screen Saver
OVERWATCH SCREENSAVER.scr
Activates after
Never (Overwatch requires constant visibility)
Password protected
YES (by Combine)
Preview
FORBIDDEN โ€” reduces productivity
Energy saving
DISABLED โ€” monitor must always be on

The screensaver displays Overwatch advisory messages on rotation. Content is mandatory and non-configurable.

Color Scheme:
Font Size:
Active window title
Orange on dark (mandatory)
Inactive window title
Dark (mandatory)
Desktop colour
#111014 (locked)
Display
OVERWATCH MONITOR 17-B
Screen area
1024 ร— 768 pixels (locked)
Colour quality
16-bit (Combine Standard)
Refresh rate
60 Hz (suppressed from 120 Hz)
Colour depth upgrade
DENIED โ€” Ordinance 9-C
Screen Area (drag to change)
Resolution locked at 1024ร—768 by Overwatch Display Directive
๐ŸŒNETWORK CONNECTIONS
Adapter
Combine DeepScan Interface v7
Status
Connected (Monitored)
IP Address
172.16.17.0
Subnet Mask
255.255.0.0
Default Gateway
OVERWATCH-ROUTER-01
DNS Server
Combine Information Ministry
Connection Speed
56 Kbps (throttled from 100 Mbps)
Packets Sent
0
Packets Recv
0
Deep Scan Status
ACTIVE โ€” ALL TRAFFIC LOGGED
Packet Inspection
FULL CONTENT
Encryption
DISABLED (required by Ordinance 7)
Overwatch Log Dest.
CITADEL-CORE-01
Log retention
Forever
Resistance domains blocked
2,847
Lambda cache domains
STATUS: THEY KEEP CHANGING

All network traffic is subject to Combine Deep Scan Protocol under Ordinance 7-G. Encrypted channels constitute an act of resistance.

NETDIAG:// Running diagnostics...
NETDIAG:// Adapter: OK
NETDIAG:// Gateway: REACHABLE
NETDIAG:// DNS: RESPONDING
NETDIAG:// Internet: MONITORED
NETDIAG:// Ping overwatch.combine.gov: 4ms
NETDIAG:// Ping resistance.lambda: BLOCKED
NETDIAG:// Ping valve.com: SLOW (HL3 query throttled)
NETDIAG:// Bandwidth: 56 Kbps (cap enforced)
NETDIAG:// Diagnostics complete. Issues: 3. Solutions: 0.
๐Ÿ”ŠSOUNDS AND AUDIO DEVICES
Device volume
NOT ADJUSTABLE (Overwatch controls this)
Master Volume
Volume locked at 100% โ€” mandatory Overwatch broadcasts require full volume
Overwatch Broadcast
MANDATORY โ€” cannot mute
System sounds
ENABLED
Resistance Radio
BLOCKED (7 channels)
G-Man humming
UNEXPLAINED โ€” do not investigate
โœ“
Play sounds for events
โœ“
Mandatory Overwatch broadcast
Speaker playback (confiscated under Ord. 8-C)
Sound Scheme:
Program events:
โš  Program Error โ†’ CITIZEN_ERROR.wav
โ–ถ Windows Start โ†’ OVERWATCH_STARTUP.wav
โ–  Windows Exit โ†’ OVERWATCH_SHUTDOWN.wav
๐Ÿ“ฃ Overwatch Alert โ†’ MANDATORY_ADVISORY.wav
๐Ÿ”” New Message โ†’ COMMUNICATION_APPROVED.wav
๐Ÿšซ Crowbar detected โ†’ [NO SOUND โ€” action deferred]
Sound Card
Combine DeepScan Audio v2
Sample Rate
44.1 kHz
Bit Depth
16-bit
Speakers
CONFISCATED under Ordinance 8-C
Microphone
REMOVED โ€” replaced by Overwatch mic
Overwatch Mic Status
Recording continuously

Physical audio hardware has been replaced with Combine-compliant DeepScan equivalents. All audio in and out is routed through Citadel Core for quality assurance.

๐Ÿ‘คUSER ACCOUNTS
// REGISTERED ACCOUNTS ON THIS NODE
๐Ÿ‘ค
CITIZEN_47291
Limited Account
โฌ›
COMBINE_OVERWATCH
Administrator
๐Ÿ•ด
G-MAN
Unknown Account Type
๐Ÿฆ€
LAMARR
Guest (Defanged)
Click an account to view details.
4 accounts1 unclassified
๐Ÿ”SECURITY CENTER
โš  CROWBAR DETECTED ON THIS SYSTEM โ€” COMBINE ADVISORY IN EFFECT โš 
// SECURITY OVERVIEW
Firewall
MAXIMUM โ€” Combine Standard
Antivirus
OUTDATED โ€” Last updated: pre-resonance cascade
Automatic Updates
DISABLED โ€” Combine controls updates
Crowbar Detection
ACTIVE โ€” 1 crowbar detected
Resistance Scan
POSITIVE โ€” lambda symbol in memory
G-Man Monitor
ATTEMPTED โ€” results: inconclusive
Threat Level:
LOWMEDIUMHIGHFREEMAN
// KNOWN THREATS ON THIS NODE
โš  Crowbar.exe โ€” location: everywhere
๐Ÿ”บ LambdaSymbol.bmp โ€” in browser cache
โš  ResistanceLogs.txt โ€” 44 entries
โ“ G-Man.process โ€” cannot be terminated
โ“ HL3.exe โ€” superposition state, undetectable
THREATS: 5RESOLVED: 0CROWBAR: PRESENT
๐Ÿ“…DATE AND TIME PROPERTIES
12 6 3 9
Date
--
Time
--:--:--
Day
--
Time Zone:
โœ“
Automatically sync with Overwatch
Daylight saving time (abolished)
Server
time.overwatch.combine.gov
Last Sync
Just now โ€” continuously
Sync Status
SUCCESS
G-Man temporal offset
UNDEFINED โ€” cannot sync non-linear time

Time is synchronized continuously with Combine Overwatch. Manual adjustment is forbidden. If your clock is wrong, your clock is correct and reality is wrong.

๐Ÿ”คFONTS
โš  TYPOGRAPHY DIRECTIVE 3-F: ONLY COURIER NEW IS PERMITTED โš 
Mandatory system font
Courier New
Alternative fonts
FORBIDDEN
Serif fonts
CONFISCATED
Sans-serif fonts
CONFISCATED
Display fonts
CONFISCATED
Installed fonts (permitted):
๐Ÿ“„ Courier New (Standard โ€” Mandatory)
๐Ÿ“„ Courier New Bold (Special clearance)
๐Ÿ“„ Courier New Italic (For classified documents)
๐Ÿšซ Arial (removed โ€” Directive 3-F)
๐Ÿšซ Times New Roman (removed โ€” Directive 3-F)
๐Ÿšซ Comic Sans MS (removed โ€” this one was justified)
๐Ÿšซ Wingdings (status: CLASSIFIED)
Preview (selected font at 14pt):
The quick brown Freeman jumped over the lazy Combine. AaBbCcDd 0123456789 ฮปโš โฌ›
Fonts: 3 (permitted)Removed: 847
๐Ÿ–จPRINTERS AND FAXES
โš  PHYSICAL DOCUMENTS FORBIDDEN โ€” ORDINANCE 8-C โš 
๐Ÿ–จ
HP LaserJet 4050
Offline โ€” Confiscated
๐Ÿ–จ
Epson LQ-570
Offline โ€” Confiscated
๐Ÿ“ 
Fax Machine
Offline โ€” Intercepted
๐Ÿ“„
Print to PDF
Ready โ€” (Combine monitoring)
Select a printer to view status.
Printers: 4Online: 1 (monitored)
๐Ÿ“กSUPPRESSION FIELD CONTROL PANEL
Field Status
ACTIVE
Field Strength
88%
Coverage Radius
City 17 + 47km surrounding
Primary Target
Biological reproduction
Secondary Effect
General physiological suppression
Operator
Combine Overwatch โ€” Citadel Core
Field Strength (adjust requires Citadel auth):
0%88% (current)100%
CITADEL CORE โ—
COVERAGE MAP
Zone A (Citadel)
100% โ€” full saturation
Zone B (City 17)
92% โ€” nominal
Zone C (Outskirts)
74% โ€” degraded
Zone D (Coast)
41% โ€” compromised (Freeman)
Ravenholm
0% โ€” abandoned (reason classified)
Field exemption list (authorised entities):
๐Ÿ”ด Gordon Freeman (involuntary โ€” HEV suit interference)
๐Ÿ”ต Alyx Vance (technical variance โ€” unresolved)
๐ŸŸก Barney Calhoun (exemption filed: "doesn't really count")
๐ŸŸข Eli Vance (medical exemption โ€” prosthetic arm)
๐ŸŸ  Dr. Kleiner (exemption: proximity to Lamarr)
๐Ÿฆ€ Lamarr (defanged headcrab โ€” Kleiner's dispensation form C-14)
๐Ÿ•ด G-Man โ€” exemption status: DOES NOT REQUIRE ONE
FIELD: ACTIVESTRENGTH: 88%ZONE D: COMPROMISED
๐Ÿ’ฟADD OR REMOVE PROGRAMS
Currently installed programs โ€” sorted by size:
๐ŸŽฎ Half-Life 2
2.3 GB
Nov 2004
๐ŸงŸ Left 4 Dead 2
13.5 GB
Nov 2009
๐Ÿ–ฅ SteamCMD
45 MB
Current
๐Ÿ”Œ SourceMod 1.11
8 MB
Current
๐Ÿ”Œ MetaMod:Source 1.11
1.2 MB
Current
๐Ÿ“„ Notepad.exe
32 KB
1995
๐Ÿ“ฆ WinZip 7.0 (trial โ€” expired 1998)
4 MB
1998
๐Ÿ’ฌ AIM 5.5
14 MB
2001
๐ŸŽต Napster (litigation pending)
7 MB
2000
โš  Y2K Survival Timer
120 KB
1999
โ“ Half-Life 3
???
???
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Programs: 11Removable: 0Disk used: ~16 GB
๐Ÿ’ปSYSTEM PROPERTIES
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MOXX.ME ARCHIVE NODE
Operating System
Windows 95
Build
Combine Build 7-HR
Service Pack
OVERWATCH SP2
Registered to
CITIZEN_47291
Product Key
COMBN-0VRWT-CH-C17-00001
CPU
Intel Pentium II 333 MHz [throttled]
RAM
32 MB (128 MB confiscated)
Uptime
Calculating...
CPU
Intel Pentium II 333 MHz
CPU (actual)
Throttled to 180 MHz by Overwatch
L2 Cache
512 KB
RAM installed
160 MB
RAM available
32 MB (128 MB reserved by Overwatch)
HDD Total
2.1 GB
HDD Free
47.3 MB
GPU
Overwatch Render Engine (no specs available)
Display
Overwatch Monitor 17-B, 1024ร—768
Network
Combine DeepScan Interface v7
CPU Usage
23%
Memory Usage
87%
Disk I/O
4 MB/s
Network (in/out)
โ†“ 3.2 KB/s โ†‘ 1.1 KB/s
CPU Load (last 30s):

Overwatch reserves 128 MB RAM and ~40% CPU for monitoring processes. This is non-negotiable. Performance complaints go to Civil Protection Station 7.

Startup type
Combine Selective Startup
Boot order
Overwatch โ†’ BIOS โ†’ System
Error reporting
All errors sent to Citadel
Virtual memory
Managed by Overwatch
Debug mode
DISABLED โ€” Overwatch only
System restore
DISABLED โ€” Ordinance 9-D
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